March 6th ‘09 Richard Cranium Award goes to…

Looks like a Dick to me!

A Sterling Va. school bus driver has been charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor after she allegedly offered students cash to throw snowballs at a 13-year-old boy. The woman was arrested Wednesday. According to police, the 34-year-old woman interjected herself into a verbal disagreement between two students. Police said the driver got on the bus’ PA system and offered varying amounts of money to students to either throw snowballs at the 13-year-old or stuff snow down his shirt. Several students did throw snowballs at the boy, who was not seriously injured. The school system said the driver has been suspended from duty and was on paid leave.

 Paid leave? WTF!??Not only does this bitch deserve the Dick Head Award this week, so does the Sterling School District!

A Look at Our Future

Man robs gas station, then tells clerk he’s sorry…

RIB MOUNTAIN, Wis. – Authorities said a man who robbed a gas station made no threats, displayed no gun, simply offered an apology as he fled with a fistful of cash. A sheriff’s detective called the suspect a “polite robber.”

The man walked into the Petro Mart Sunday, asked for some cigarettes and when the cash drawer was open, grabbed a stack of $20s.

The sheriff’s department said the man told the clerk he was sorry he had to take the money.

A store surveillance camera captured only blurry footage of the robbery. The suspect was still at large.

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Information from: Wausau Daily Herald,

I’m back and boy oh boy….

Do I have a lot to say! You can expect new posts on a regular basis again peeps! My creative juices are over flowing and I need to sit down, once in awhile anyway!

Pet Peeves

I’ve noticed my pet peeves have changed over time. When I was in my early 20’s my # 1 pet peeve was anything in my way. Traffic, failure, finances. Living in Myrtle Beach S.C. in the height of tourist season was extremely frustrating for me.

In my 30’s they became less selfish. First on the list were stupid people who shouldn’t breed. You know the types of parents I’m talking about. They are the ones who give their children everything, and expect nothing in return. Their children grow up believing the world owes them. These privileged little assholes individuals are such a joy in the work place

And now in my 40’s I find I have fewer pet peeves. I suppose that correlates with the fact I have more patience and understanding. These days my biggest irritant involves people who don’t vote, but have the audacity to complain about anything political. It really pisses me right the hell off irritates me that people don’t understand that in order to have rights we must exercise those rights!

 

This Week’s Richard Cranium Award

Richard Cranium Award

Gibson Cook, 56, of Dillion, S.C. broke into a landfill, then got stuck as he tried to crawl under a large container. Workers found him about 12 hours later. What great treasure lured him under the trash containert? $10 worth of copper! Need I say more? What a ‘dick head!’